*sees a cat*
me: holy shit
lol i have been listening to the same 5 songs over and over since like 16 tbh
"If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"
*bangs pots and pans together* please let me let me let me get what i want this time
when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath